Job opportunity

Troll Herder

There's a new exciting opportunity at SCO that is as unique as SCO's business plan.

We're looking for a troll herder. We need someone good with open flames and with demonstrated experience at coordinating and controlling trolls. A good understanding of trollspeak is highly desirable, but an ability to communicate with worms may be acceptable. English is desirable but not necessery.

? We are also looking for someone who is good at working alone in large crowds, demonstrates unique logic and is able to carry an argument in the face of extreme adversity and evidence to the contrary.

The position is available immediately, as our last pro was eaten by a spider. To apply leave an apropriate message on this site.

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Stephen Samuel (

Sat Jan 29 15:43:32 PST 2005